Candle Cove vs Happy Appy
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
CANDLE COVE
VS
HAPPY APPY
BEGIN
[Verse 1: The Skin Taker and Pirate Percy]
LET'S SCREAM! Gonna have this fruit let out some steam
We're gonna make this apple have Candle Cove in his dreams
I am the Skin Taker, most demonic pirate ever
I'm gonna knock your noggin, and then you'll be severed!
Of course we're not losing to a fucking piece of fruit!
You call yourself scary? You're just a stupid show for Nick Jr.!
We may be puppets, but we're the one pulling on the strings
We're gonna make you walk the plank, stand there, IT MIGHT STING!
[Verse 2: Happy Appy]
After you're watching a dubbed Blue's Clues, my show comes on next
I was buried 'cause I was a killer, but then I was reborn on the internet
You can't get past this happy apple, you'll disappear just for show
I'll blow you out like a candle, that's why your name is Candle Cove
I have blue realistic eyes, I can see when you'll finally end
Your show is just thoughts inside of insane kids' heads!
You better go to school, because class is dismissed!
When you take the souls of pirate puppets, that's natural children
[Verse 3: The Skin Taker, Pirate Percy and Both]
You're blushing red there, and it's not because you're an apple
There's no way in Hell a piece of fruit could win this rap battle!
We will rip out your realistic eyes, and then cut that little stick!
Think you will harm us? It took you ages to murder little kids!
They call me Skin Taker because I'll skin your whole family!
I'm a pirate, but not trustworthy, I'm really thirsty
You said 9/11 was natural! Ha! What a joke!
Remember not to mess with your master Candle Cove!
[Verse 4: Happy Appy]
Candle Cove? Why don't you stick a handle up your rear?
You may not notice it yet, but I'm your biggest fear!
You are an abomination creation
That is a waste but... How can I complain? Your show is just pure imagination !
You don't like me now that I'm insane, I'll cut through your a-hole!
Once I kill you all, you'll be going to heaven as dumb angels!
When I'm done with you, your body will match the eyes of Forenzik
You two just got slaughtered by an apple on a stick!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA