Rap Rat vs Suicidemouse.avi
[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
R-R-RAP RAT
VS
SUICIDEMOUSE.avi
BEGIN
[Verse 1: Rap Rat]
They call me R-R-Rap Rat, they call you suicidal
Once you call out my name, I will rip out your vitals!
When it comes to crappypastas, yours comes out the gayest
And what happens in Sony Vegas, should stay in Sony Vegas!
I'll leave you begging for more, when I stomp you to the floor
And your scariest image was Clinton standing near a door!
I'll trap you in a mouse trap, on this trap beat
Then I'll call myself Trap Rat, do you wanna play with me?
[Verse 2: Suicidemouse.avi]
I think I am worthless, then I looked at this twat
Who's story was written by some rapper on pot
I may look kid-friendly, but this time I'm not nice
You're just the creepypasta equivalent to fucking Vanilla Ice
I don't got time for your shit, your rhymes are pure cheese
I'll leave your skin filled with holes, like a slice of Havarti!
Now let me show to the children, what I'll do to this pest
I'll hang you, and then have a Found Footage Blood Fest!
[Verse 3: Rap Rat]
I'll bite you like Dracula, infect you with doom
Then at 3:30 am, "THE RAP RAT WILL CURSE YOU!"
And then I’ll leave you depressed, but I don’t have to
You're just a looped animation, whose story wasn’t true!
[Verse 4: Suicidemouse.avi]
APARAT! APARAT! Come at me and YOUR DONE!
I can smell out bullshit, and that theory is one!
So try to outsmart me, I was made by Walt Disney
While you are as scary, as a Chuck E. Cheese story!
[Verse 5: Chuck E's Special]
Hehehehe....
Hello kids, why don’t you come and have a seat?
Have some pizza, we only use fresh cheese and meat
Take some tokens, play a game better than Rap Rat
After you’re done, you can come play with me in the back
Suicide Mouse, honestly, kids only wanna play with Chuckie
You’re so horrid and ugly no wonder you were Abandoned by Disney
Why don’t you like me anymore? I took you into my house
I TOLD YOU ONCE BEFORE, I'M NOT A BAD MOUSE!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO’S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP-RAP BATTLES OF (APARAT!) CREEPYPASTA