M A R I O vs Sonic.exe

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF CREEPYPASTA
SONIC.EXE
VS
M A R I O
BEGIN

[Verse 1: M A R I O]
It’s-a-me Mario, that’s the name of the game
Tom got scared of you? HA! What a fucking shame!
I’ll make your eyes not able to be found
And play hide and seek, to not play the second round
This is my point of advice, you are gonna fucking lose
Tails, Knuckles, and Eggman are more scarier than you
There’s no way out of here, so you can’t fly away
Go ahead and find me, I’ll just make this face

[Verse 2: Sonic.exe]
It must be a sunny afternoon, feel the heat?
The jpeg was weak, so I’mma unleash the beast
You 2-foot-tall round plumber, I’m better than you
So suck my weiner, A.K.A. SMW
M A R I O you’re a joke, bro, you blow
I am about to crunch you like Yoshi’s binary code
I'll rip off your moustache and stick it up your ass
You're too slow bitch, I'll murder you fucking too fast

[Verse 3: M A R I O]
Lets-a-go! I’m gonna stomp you hard like a Goomba
Your game is boring while mine is truly super
Just face the fact that I’m better than you
At least my fucking story was actually true
Welcome to the yellow switch trail! you’ll never get out fast
I can make 1000 disses when I play in the grass
It might be Mario’s Suicide, but you’re still gonna die
You think you’ll win? but is there anything I can do to change your mind?

[Verse 4: Sonic.exe]
Those bitches and me in the same sentence? WHAT A RIOT!
I see you're looking for a win here, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
Nobody in our realm can out-spook me
All your friends will be dead on the quick count of three
I see your life's a strife, but I don't need no knife
I'm comin' in fast, better hold on tight
I’ll find you, then I’ll rip you up with my claws
And rip off your head and say I AM GOD!

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
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