Benny's Coming Home on Saturday

Make with the roast beef
Make with the gravy
Make with the shortcake
'Cause Benny's comin' home on Saturday

Make with the clean sheets
Make with the soft bed
Make with the hot bath
'Cause Benny's comin' home on Saturday

Omit the beans, cancel the hash
'Cause Benny had a-plenty of that
Delete the Spam, evade the stew
Benny may be skinny, but he's gonna be fat

Call up the girlfriends
Make with the party
Spread with the good news
'Cause Benny's comin' home on Saturday

Omit the beans, cancel the hash
'Cause Benny had a-plenty of that
Delete the Spam, evade the stew
Benny may be skinny, but he's gonna be fat

Call up the girlfriends
Make with the party
Spread with the good news
'Cause Benny's comin' home on Saturday