Aldi Mink

Ay, somebody pour me a drink
Aldi Mink
And I better hear them ice cubes clink
Yeah this that Aldis finest stink
We bourbon diving deep
I'll probably die asleep
Ah!
Vomit drowning
All brought on by vodka downing
Gin & tonic now and
Mix it out with Lomza how in
The hell, do we ever think this ends well
Knowing tomorrow morning you gon' crawl out of a shell but

We diving deep in to the A L D I Mink
So pour yourself a drink and lose your dinner to a sink
It ain't worth all the cash that we spend
But we all fucking know this shit never ends
We diving deep in to the A L D I Mink
So pour yourself a drink and lose your dinner to a sink
It ain't worth all the cash that we spend
But we all fucking know this shit never ends

(Awh me fuckin' head)
Wake up, feels early, my breath is stinking
Check my phone, seven thirty, my head is grieving
Turn around, hey lil girly, we must of been freaking
Oh God, she looks dirty, I should check my penis
(DWAB)
But I won't till Sunday, man I love the weekend
Death is the only description of how I'm feeling
Not sure if it's the different drugs or the vodka and tequila
Or, maybe it's the fight I started for no fucking reason (You won't loaf him)
Now I get worried, bitch my keys have you seen them
Hand in my jacket pocket, relief when I'm feeling 'em
Getting dressed in a hurry, fix my jeans and I'm leaving
Half a Benson left, which I'm now happily breathing in
My boys say party my body pleads no more drink again
You got to hate to love it last night you were living the dream yeah yeah
But now you dying a nightmare flashbacks got you screamin
Remember making out with that dyke whale, and it's got you dry heaving

We diving deep in to the A L D I Mink
So pour yourself a drink and lose your dinner to a sink
It ain't worth all the cash that we spend
But we all fucking know this shit never ends
We diving deep in to the A L D I Mink
So pour yourself a drink and lose your dinner to a sink
It ain't worth all the cash that we spend
But we all fucking know this shit never ends

(I'm in bits)
So get the fuck out, coz I am on the floor
Got Clarke's in my mouth, I'm an Aldi connoisseur
Smokes sparked all around, got my lungs all kinda sore
But I let death drag me down, before I don't light no more
Now where the fucks the AUX cord, the AUX cord
Somebody get the Clarke's poured, the Clarke's poured
I used to drink Tamova
But now I'm a little older
So I mix the bourbon shoulder
With some dirty Aldi cola
DELICIOUS!
Yeah you damn right it's good
Aldi Minks, the finest drink that I love
Hell, I prefer it to drugs
It might be cheap but that's part of the buzz
Oh, and if you didn't know
I'm the Clarke's king it's fucking set in stone
Don't wanna start me, I'm in a different zone
Burbouns what I'm sippin' on, no going home until it's gone

We diving deep in to the A L D I Mink
So pour yourself a drink and lose your dinner to a sink
It ain't worth all the cash that we spend
But we all fucking know this shit never ends
We diving deep in to the A L D I Mink
So pour yourself a drink and lose your dinner to a sink
It ain't worth all the cash that we spend
But we all fucking know this shit never ends
We diving deep in to the A L D I Mink
So pour yourself a drink and lose your dinner to a sink
It ain't worth all the cash that we spend
But we all fucking know this shit never ends
We diving deep in to the A L D I Mink
So pour yourself a drink and lose your dinner to a sink
It ain't worth all the cash that we spend
But we all fucking know this shit never ends