The Twenty Dollar Sack Pyramid

Damn, it seems that always is somethin with the fuckin TV, man!

I'm sorry!

Motherfuckin' cable off

Shit, I make it..., hey, bring me somethin to drink

Yeah, the motherfuckin Crazy was to do, I don't worry

Damn, ain't shit on this motherfucker

Oh shit, what the fuck is this?

*show intro starts to play*

Hey, motherfuckers, welcome back to the 20 dolla Sack Pyramid

I'm your host motherfuckin O.G. Henny Loug

And we're back with our two final contestants

Duck motherfuckin Mouth and Bootny Lee Farnsworth

They'll be playin for a 20 dolla Sack of Indo

and a 35 dollar gift certificate to the Compton swap meet

Alright y'all beotches got 30 seconds to answer five
motherfuckin questions

Lonnie, you're ready wit that clock?

Well let the games begin

Alright, man, we got to do this shit, man

Hell yeah, man, fuck that the whole neighborhood is watchin

and everybody's watchin

We can do this shit right now

We gotta do this shit right now, O.K., you ready?

Hell yeah man, c'mon!

Hey man, you ready?

I'm ready

I'm ready, let's go!

*clock is ticking*

Indo! uhh ... uhhh ... Caby! .. uhhh Booter!

Shit, shit I used to sell ... uhhhm

Hocus Pocus

Oh, things that people smoke!

Right! That's it that's it

Oh, oh fuck me in the ass

Oh, Oh, step to me and let me suck your dick

Oh, things that Tim Dawg was sayin

Yeah, that's it right now

Oh yeah!

C'mon keep goin, man, hurry up!

Uhh, uhh, VCRs, oh, TVs and shit

All them sox and shit

Oh, that box in your room and shit

Oh, Oh, I shit came up on loot!

Thats it, Thats it right there

Yeah, that's it c'mon hurry up, man, hurry up

Uhh, En Vogue, oh, Halle, Halle, Halle Berry

Shit, bitches? oh, bad bitches?

Yo, uhh, your Auntie Clarisse

Oh, bitches I wanna fuck

That shit right there, that shit

C'mon, hurry up we got five seconds

O.K., O.K., oh, oh, I know Doc

Dre gonna do my music and shit, uhh, uhh

Snoop and me, we go to the swap meet

Oh! oh, I know, I know!

Things that niggaz be sayin to get the pussy!

Thats it, thats it right there!

That shit, That shit

Gimme my motherfuckin weed, Gimme my motherfuckin weed!

It's alright, baby!

Gimme my weed, gimme my 35 dollars to go to the motherfuckin
swap meet! Biittch! Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh ...

I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money!!!!

* show theme song outro *