The Life Dat I Lived
Ya see the life, that I live, that I lived all my life, is to fuck all types of bitches and, not have a wife, don't ask why... don't ask why...
I fell in love with this bitch, named Shawna
She used to smoke marijuana and then get freakier then Madonna
I hit the pussy from the sideways. We never fucked in the bed
She gave me head back on my driveway
She had a sister named Latoya, her man was a lawyer
And always talkin' 'bout "Dice, I got good pussy fo' ya"
So I fucked her in the bathtub, I had my dick in her ass
And then her pussy was a billy club
I fucked around with a ho, name Helen
She said her pussy start swellin' because my dick felt like a watermelon
I fucked this bitch who was the best, her name was Celeste
And her pussy tasted better then fried chicken breast
And I can't forget Sonora, I used to ride the back of 'dat ass
Like a Ford Eddie Bauer Explorer
Hey yo Lisa I still remember when, you sucked my dick 'til I came
And spit my nut out on my Timberlands
And I was gon' make you my wife
But that ain't the life that I live, that I lived all my life
Ya see the life, that I live, that I lived all my life, is to fuck all types of bitches and, not have a wife, don't ask why... don't ask why...
I'm smokin' blunts by the packs while Michelle's blowin' my dick like a sax, she had my sperm cells doin' jumping jacks
Now Fanny love to have sex, I was just about to flex until I hear
She's burnin' nigs with herpes-simplex 10
Nicks pussy was mediocre, ya see I played her pussy like poker
'cause she's a undercover crack-smoker
Now Monica blew on my dick like a harmonica while gettin' her
Pussy ate by her Momma, named Veronica
Now Natalie studied anatomy, I fucked her twin-sister named Tonya, and now the two bitches are mad at me
I thought that Linda was the answer, romance her, but she ended
Up to bein' the sleazy ass titty-bar dancer
Now Lean was a model, her pussy was a bad motherfucker because it took half of a forty bottle
And Debra was a bad bitch with brains, but see I couldn't fuck around because I heard she had aids
And I was gon' make her my wife
But that ain't the life, that I live, that I lived all my life... Yeeeeeah
Ya see the life, that I live, that I lived all my life, is to fuck all types of bitches and, not have a wife, don't ask why... don't ask why...