I’m a Real Bastard
If there’s one thing Theon might’ve taught ya
(one thing I’ve taught ya)
Is once I’ve got ya
(once he’s got ya)
You will be tortured
(it will be torture!
I’m a real bastard
(he’s a bit of a bastard)
A little more mean
(a little more mean) than anyone you’ve ever
Seen (than anyone you’ve ever seen
Ever seen)