Spring Pageant [Outtake]

Winter's gone and spring is springing
Shines the sun with warmth of old
Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Chapel bells are ringing
We're done with being cold!

(Dong, ding-dong!)
Flowers abloom with odors pleasant
All of Arrandelle is glad!
Mother Earth, we thank you for the presents!
Spring's good, and winter's bad!

Winter's gone and spring is springing
Shines the sun with warmth of old
Ding-dong! Ding-dong! Chapel bells are ringing
We're done with being cold!
We're done with being cold!
We're done with being cold!
We're done with being cold!

Brrr!

(Good, and exeunt group, narrators come downstage, with confidence!)

We celebrate spring, we know once it's here
The ancient troll prophecy won't come to pass this year
(Phew)

What is this prophecy? What did it say?
Well, that is the subject of our little play!

(Where are my trolls? I need my trolls!)

Your future is bleak! Your kingdom will splinter!
Your land shall be c-

(Stop! Stop these shenanigans! This is not some silly comedy, Nils Nordberg
This is the Troll's Prophecy! This could be our fate
Give me your gum Take it from "Your future is bleak")

Your future is bleak! Your kingdom will splinter!
Your land shall be cursed with unending winter

(Good, going on)

With blasts of cold will come dark art

And a ruler with a frozen heart

Then all will perish in snow and ice

Unless you are freed with a sword sacrifice!

(What's a sword sacrifice?
Beats me
Quiet!)

But frozen starvation is not today's fate
Plus, we have an extra-special cause to celebrate
The most gracious, gorgeous, smartest, kindest, absolutely perfect-
(That will do)-role model this land has ever seen-
Princess Elsa-(I really love her)-becomes our queen!

There she is!