Male Guitarist
Andy “Falco” Falkous
Astronauts are so retro
Male guitarists get more sex
That’s the rumour hi-de-ho
Leave them to it
Let them go
Call the doctor, satire lives
Male guitarists have great tits
Who’s a good boy? Who’s a dick?
Pray for eric
But not too hard
(Not too hard)
(Not at all)
Our survey says that life is hard
For male guitarists and male guitars
Hold your noses, let them starve