Hamsterland

While the shoes were fitted
We all stood by
We all stood by
Til the shoes were fitted
Take the bladed end and balance it between your thighs
Don't forget it though
(You should concentrate)
If your uncle Ray gets better we could move into his shed
And tend his flower beds through the warmer months

How long will we survive
In hamsterland?
How long will we survive
In hamsterland?
Hamsterland

While the belt was buckled
We all stayed in
We all stayed in
Til the belt was buckled
Take your greyer hairs and glue them to a statue of your choice
Don't forget it though
(You should win awards)
If your uncle Ray gets better we could move into his shed
And tend his flower beds through the warmer months

How long will we survive
In hamsterland?
How long will we survive
In hamsterland?
Hamsterland

This is the bit at the end
When your head explodes with the ridiculousness of it all
(this is the bit at the end, this is the bit at the end, this is the bit at the end)
This is the bit at the end
When your best man reveals himself to be fourteen years old
This is the bit at the end
(this is the bit at the end, this is the bit at the end, this is the bit at the end)
This is the bit at the end
When the answer is simplified, so you have more time for drinking
This is the bit at the end
(this is the bit at the end)
This is the bit at the end
And I promise you that in hamsterland fire comes first
This is the bit at the end
This is the bit at the end