New Beginnings

[Interviewer]
Hey!

[Chris Yang]
Uh, hi

[Interviewer]
So before we go over this job interview, I want you to tell me a bit about yourself

[Chris Yang]
A bit about myself?

[Interviewer]
Yes, if you will please

[Chris Yang]
Okay, uh. Well...
Do I like... start right now? Like... right now right now?
I really don’t know how to introduce myself, but uh... you know?

[verse 1]
I’m the dumbest person in my grade
I just can’t seem to get an A in any of my classes
Why is my life just like this?
Why can’t I be the genius that just sits behind these glasses?
The type of guy to know a mind and any of its pieces
Man, if I am a believer then why cannot I believe this?
And I’m self conscious, I think I’m turning bulimic
Every time I eat, I puke and feast like my body’s doing me justice, yeah
I cannot do it so fuck this
I’m such a hopeless person
Pointed penis
Asking random ladies to fuck this
Looking in the mirror, so embarrassed at my girth but fuck width
I’m a body building sky scraper that my haters just fuck with
Yeah, I hate my life
Yeah, I hate the life I live
But when you got one, will you keep trying, or will you give in?
These are the questions I got to ask myself daily:
The questions that made me
Ask myself these everyday then maybe, just maybe
I can be the person I want to be with the status on the high shelf
I look up to nobody except the ghost of myself

[hook]
See I’m onto new beginnings

[verse 2]
Aye, I’m onto new beginnings
A new person, more forgiving
Trying to uphold my own image, all these deeds that I’m committing
So the first thing I’m going to be approving in my life is my honesty
And honestly, I wouldn’t even mind getting some As, yeah
That is a commodity
The irony is that I come off as a wannabe
But one can see that I am me and no one else, so hear me out audibly
Got some thirty books on audible that I have written
Numerous bars, that I am spitting
Went in my life not knowing a thing and now I think I’m thinking
That it’s so relieving to know the path I’m making
The stories I tell and the presentations
I think I’m going to change the world one day, man
You know, I know I’m going to change the world one day, man
Man, I’m going to be President one day, man
Aye, reppin’ up the White House
Hearin’ the haters drown out
I love the life that I am living
You know what, I’m onto new beginnings, yeah
I’m onto new beginnings

[Interviewer]
Wow, so that’s all?

[Chris Yang]
Yeah

[Interviewer]
That’s a lot

[Chris Yang]
Yeah, so about that job—

[Interviewer]
Oh yeah, sorry about that, I lost my train of thought

[Chris Yang]
So, I’m gonna get hired, or...?

[Interviewer]
Oh, right sorry, we’re going to call you back about that, but have a good day!