Crazy Bitch

[Verse 1]
I’m a schizophrenic sociopath
Stab you at a laundromat
Watch all your guts spill out like some alcohol at my old rehab
Put you in a grocery bag
Feed you to my neighbor’s cat
Fucked the brains out as it came out on my chauffer’s cab
Asked me how I’d pay for that
Asked him to come through the back
Stabbed him in the eye as I beat his ass with a baseball bat
He really turned around and said, “Bitch, you tryna stab me?”
Yeah, I’m a leave you for dead. Call that the driver in your fucking backseat
So stupid that he asks me like he wants to get his ass beat
Froze his body, threw it in the river, call that cold feet
He’s calling out to me, with a breath built to falter
It’s too late to call the cops now that I’m balls deep in your daughter!
And now he wants to bone me and pretend that he knows me
Fuck him in the ass with my fist, call that holey
Try to copy me and, bitch, be my Mini-Me
Before I patch you all up in a fucking human centipede

[hook]
Bitch, I’m hella fucking crazy
Bitch, don’t even try to play me
Bitch, just want to go and frame me
Bitch, you know I’m fucking crazy
Crazy bitch!

[skit]
"No, bro. Bro, that's not even violent enough, man. So you need to... you need to fucking up the ante, bro. I'm talking about like some real gruesome shit, alright? So... I don't know, fuck! What's something hella... Oh, fuck! I found it! There's this fucking news article about this one dude that killed this other dude's daughter, bruh. Nah, fucking rap about this, bruh. Right now. I, uh, let's look at the details right here. Damn, that's gruesome, bro. Alright, you need to take the details and you need to act like you're that serial killer, because that's what people be fucking with now, alright? So no one's gonna fuck with you if you don't fucking rap like this, alright? So, fucking do this shit, or... I don't know... fucking kill yourself, I guess."

[hook]
Bitch, I’m hella fucking crazy
Bitch, don’t even try to play me
Bitch, just want to go and frame me
Bitch, you know I’m fucking crazy
Crazy bitch!

[Verse 2]
Would you believe what I say if I say it on record:
That I’m a serial killer, with each kill I get better?
Am I more annoying than that track “Bye Bye Bye”
I stabbed that bitch in her gut and she went die, die, die
Knife in between her tits, slid it down to her maple
Down to that pussy that’s shut where I stapled
Dismembered her limbs, cut off her tongue
I don’t know why you’re crying bitch, I'm just having fun!
And I don’t know what to tell her pussy ass parents
Except her body is swimming at the bottom of Lake Merritt
Whatcha gonna do? It’s been two years
Statute of limitations just being applied here
I’m not scared of her dad, what he gon’ do me?
I’ll do the same to his wife if he attempts to sue me
I’m not even hiding so you’ll know where to catch me later
All up in my room where I’ll be jacking off with sandpaper

[hook]
Bitch, I’m hella fucking crazy
Bitch, don’t even try to play me
Bitch, just want to go and frame me
Bitch, you know I’m fucking crazy
Crazy bitch, I’m hella fucking crazy
Bitch, don’t even try to play me
Bitch, just want to go and frame me
Bitch, you know I’m fucking crazy
Crazy bitch

[skit]
“Oh my god, Chris, Chris, I got a little bit of a personal question to ask you.... the fuck you want to be when you grow up?”
I mean, you know if everything works out in the political field, I’d really love to be the President
“The President? You dumb motherfucker! You want to be President and you’re putting shit out like this? Oh my fucking God, you’re so fucking stupid. Are you being deadass with me right now? Look at me in the face, you can tell me you’re fucking joking and it’s okay. If you tell me you’re joking right now, it’s okay.”
No, no man, I’m not fucking joking
“Oh my god, you fucking pendejo! Shut the fuck up! I don’t even know why the fuck I’m helping you. Here, here’s a fuck ton of alcohol and weed. Get crossed, and, I don’t know, make some magic. I don’t know! I don’t know, man.”