1-800-BOOF (Intro)
[Skit: KEZE & Sam]
Ah, man, I just really love the Boof
Ah, wo-ah
I love the, I love the Boof
Oh my god, I love the Boof
Oh! (You've reached Boof Bois, Inc., how may I help you?)
Oh, uh, uh, hey-yo!
Uh, this is Kermit The Frog here!
Uh, I just wanna let y-you-you-you guys know that you guys are the definition of "Swag"
And I want you on my team!
Sorry Mr. Frog, the Boof Bois are not interested in signing to Leapfrog Records (Oh)
Oh, oh, come on!
You guys join, Miss Piggy will-
Miss Piggy will, you know, uh, yea-top you guys off, you know, i-it’ll be the life!
Sir, you do realize that there are currently three membеrs in the Boof Bois organization that are underagе
Aah!
You'll regret this motherfuckers! (Goodbye frogman)
Fuckin', fuckin’ bitch ass, you bitch
Fuckin'
Ah, fuckin' hate the Boof Boi-