Stupid Ass Dog

[Intro: gray & Williguess]
Stupid ass dog, bitch (Yeah)

[Verse 1: gray & Williguess]
Hop in the four door
Red Solo borin' all these whores
E-40's roar make my dick hard
Adorin' all the vore indoors
Dinosaur Thor is a eyesore
It's a Cold War in this bookstore where they store all the spores
I account for anymore liquor stores selling carnivore boars in Baltimore
Graduate as a sophomore
How a labrador get in Marine Corps?
That dog ain't actin' right (Dog ain't actin' right)
What, what, that dog ain't actin' right (Dog ain't actin' right)
Ayy, ayy (No it ain't, ho)
Ayy, ayy (Dog ain't actin' right)

[Hook: gray, Williguess & KEZE]
Stupid ass dog
How you get in the military? (How you get in the military?)
Stupid ass dog
Wouldn't that be really scary? (That'd be very scary, uh)
Stupid ass dog
How you get in the military? (How you get in the military?)
Stupid ass dog
How the hell you pass bootcamp, bitch? (Yeah)

[Verse 2: KEZE]
Imagine this, you are at the club off some weed
And all these motherfuckers making noise like a queef
You ain't even on that shit 'cause in the corner of your eye
You see a fine lady, so you walk up
Sayin', "Hi", she don't notice you, so you tap on her shoulder
Ready to hold her
'Cause she has a nice ass. ready to see her face
And see if it's smash or pass, but you thinkin' smash like you main Mega Man or something
But when she turns around, somethin's really off
'Cause this bitch is literally just a fuckin' dog, bruh
Like legit, it's a dog, who's dog is this?
So I guess I'm a furry now
Bark bark and I'm gonna join the military
I'm gonna join the military
Shit's really fuckin' scary, scary
With really big guns and stuff, yeah
I got guns
Got big buns with the big guns
With my dog girlfriend, bitch
Swag monkey

[Hook: gray & Williguess]
Stupid ass dog
How you get in the military? (How you get in the military?)
Stupid ass dog
Wouldn't that be really scary? (That'd be very scary, uh)
Stupid ass dog
How you get in the military? (How you get in the military?)
Stupid ass dog
How the hell you pass bootcamp, bitch?

[Outro: gray]
-tupid ass dog
How you get in the military?