Take Off

(Spoken):|This is where the DJ talks. Don't say anything, okay?|Okay, eh?||(Sung):|Cooo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coooo!|Cooo, loo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coo, coooo!||(Spoken):|Okay. Good day. Welcome to our single. I'm Bob McKenzie and|this is my brother Doug.|How's it going, eh?||(Spoken):|Beauty, eh?|Yeah, I like that.||(Spoken):|Okay. (Okay.)|Okay, everyone. This record was my idea.|Get out!|It was.|You're lying!|He... Hosehead here just sort of rides on my coattails.|Why are you doing this? It was our idea together, eh?|Yeah, okay. (Yeah, okay.)|We agreed to... to say that, but...|Ah, take off!||(Sung):|Take off! To the Great White North!|Take off! It's a beauty way to go.|Take off! To the Great White North!||(Spoken):|Decent singing, eh?|Yeah.|Yeah, he's good.|Okay, so Good Day. Our topic today is music.|That's right like, cause my brother and I are now experts in|the field.|Yeah, right, cause we're a band now. (Yeah, yeah, so...)|And ummm... Well, except for him, I'm a band.|Aww. How can you do that? Making me look bad. You're such a|hosehead.|Yea? Well, take off!||(Sung):|Take off! To the Great White North!|Take off! It's a beauty way to go.|Take off! To the Great White North!||(Spoken):|Hey, hosehead.|Yeah, what?|Yeah, listen to this what's coming. You know what it is?|What?|It's a drum solo!|Okay, everyone, like this is me on the drums!|Oh, get out! It is not. You're not...|It is so!|Stop lying, will ya?|Take off, eh!|Aww...||(Sung):|Take off! To the Great White North!|Take off! It's a beauty way to go.|Take off! To the Great White North!|Take off!||(Sung):|Take off! To the Great White North!|Take off! It's a beauty way to go.|Take off! To the Great White North!||(Sung):|Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooooo!|Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo, ooooo!||(Spoken):|Beauty, eh?|Like magic, eh? It's coming in.|Well, that's like...|It's like it was sung by angels.|Hey, hosehead.|Yeah, what?|Guess what?|What?|It's over!|Take off! That can't be it!|Well... It is, yeah. Yeah, it is.|Why?|Because, well, hit records are short. Like, they...|No way.|...yeah, they're not that long.|Okay. So, that's our topic for today. So, Good Day!|Good day!||(Shouted):|Ay, you guys!||(Spoken):|What?||(Shouted):|Take off!||(Spoken):|Wait! No!|Hey! Don't go!|No! Come back, eh?|Aww. Look what you did! Everybody's gone because of you! You said...|Come back! I won't let him do it again!|My fault, eh?|Yeah, your fault.|You are such a hoser.|There's no way I'll ever do another record with you Hoser.|Okay, that's fine! I'll do a solo album.|Fine then, you'll be looking for me...|Yeah? I will not.|...on another label.|Aww. Now everybody's gone.|So?|Good day!|Good day!||So, like take off, to the great white north.|Take off, it's a beauty way to go.|Take off you hosers!|||||||