Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
Albert Bouchard, Richard Meltzer
Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool