I Hate Music
Leonard Bernstein
I hate music, but I like to sing
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, laaaa!
But that's not music!
Not what I call music, no sir!
Music is a lot of men with a lot of tales
Making lots of noise like a lot of females
Music is a lot of folks in a big dark hall
Where they really don't want to be at all
With a lot of chairs and a lot of heirs
And a lot of furs and diamonds!
Music is silly
I hate music
But i like to sing