Guess Who

[Alex Horne, spoken intro]
Well, they were all really good jokes. But now, I'm hungry. I'm hungry for a game of Guess Who.​

[Sung by Mark Brown]
(Scatting with the tune)

Let's play
What?
Well...
Guess Who? Guess Who?
Guess Who? Guess Who?

Determine which character your opponent has selected
By asking yes or no questions till all but one have been rejected
Twenty-four perfect faces and twenty-four lovely names
Nineteen handsome men but only five pretty dames
Guess Who? Guess Who?
Guess Who?

Does this person have...
A stylish cravat? (No)
Or facial hair? (No)
Flowers in her hat? (Yes)
I know, is it Claire? (It is Claire)
A frown of despair? (Not really)
Or an intense stare? (Nup?)
Bows in her hair? (Ohh yes)
I know, It's Anita (It is Anita)
Guess Who? Guess Who?
Guess Who? Guess Who?

[Trumpet solo]

Guess Who? Guess Who?
Guess Who? Guess Who?
(Scatting with the tune)