Joan Armatrading
Mark Brown
I wrote Love and Affection
I performed on John Peel
I was part of the scene
I was a pretty big deal
I was big in the seventies
I was in the top ten
But my popularity waned
What to do then?
It didn't feel so right
Need to try something new
I saw a gap in the market
And I knew just what to do
Knew just what to do
I opened Joan's armour trading
A one stop shop for shields and helmets
Joan's armour trading
Cause your tabard needs some brand new velvet
Chain mail upgrading
Swap your sword for a brand new mace
But to do your own invading
We can help with your arms race
At Joan's armour trading
Armour trading, Joan