Zipper Job
BILLY GIBBONS, FRANK LEE BEARD, JOE MICHAEL HILL
He/she want to be
Body and soul just don't agree
There's an answer, gotta go for a
Tijuana tuck-n-roll
He/she just got a zipper job
A zipper job
It ain't nothin', it ain't no thing
It's just changin' face of yin and yang
Ain't no callin' for alarm
It's just a different kind of charm
It's alright, on one condition
Certainly before transition
No one even need a clue
Just pull the old switch-a-roo
He/she done got a brand-new glistening zipper job
Oh yes, a zipper job
Flip, strip, zip, trip a talon-42
Timing is everything
For kings, queens, and in-betweens
It's a question of what to do
'Cause what is what and who is who?
He/she just got a zipper job
An everlasting zipper job