Ivy League Student

[Intro]
Solitaire

[Hook]
This choppa solve my problems like an Ivy League Student
Told a nigga “Yo sé hablar español” I am fluent
This nigga fucking stinks, I think he lives in the sewage
Bitch was walking round in my shoes now they ruined

[Verse]
I don’t wipe my ass cause I don’t let shit bother me
I just fucked a nigga mom, now I’m acting fatherly
He lives in the suburbs but he claims he lives in poverty
He got released from jail he’s a menace to society
I scammed the U.S. Mint, I’m a menace to economy
And I scammed NASA, I’m a menace to astronomy
I’m not photogenic, I’m a menace to photography
Sold a nigga fake ass weed, that shit was broccoli
Only hit my email for serious inquiries
I’m a wimpy kid but I don’t write diaries
I have to go to school and this shit is getting tiring
I just watched a documentary it was inspiring
I just fucked a old bitch, think her name Ms. Shamice
Smoked a whole 3.5 now my race is Chinese
I just scammed a emo nigga and he said “bite me”
Caught on camera stealing candy bars they tryna find me

[Hook]
This choppa solve my problems like an Ivy League Student
Told a nigga “Yo sé hablar español” I am fluent
This nigga fucking stinks, I think he lives in the sewage
Bitch was walking round in my shoes now they ruined

[Outro]
Sold a nigga fake ass lean that shit was shampoo
I don’t smoke no woods, I ain’t smoking on no bamboo
I just stabbed the fuck out of a nigga with a thumbtack
Ran off on the number of the New England quarterback (12)