There's a Turtle in My Soup

There's a turtle in my soup, waiter
Throw it out the old front door
If I ask for turtle soup later
Throw my out the old front door
Don't you like our turtle soup, no?
Throw it out the old front door

There's a crack in our back door father.
Throw it out the old front door
And there's water on my soul
Throw it out the old front door
Can't you squeeze the bubbles back, no
Throw them out the old front door

Now our house is falling down brother
Throw it out the old front door
And the old front door is down sister
Throw it out the old front door
Can I think of anymore, no
I can't think of anymore