She’s So Cold
There's a little girl in my neighborhood
She's part made of metal, she's part made of wood
She's got a steel eye and a heart of stone
Her favorite theme song is "I walk alone"
She's so cold, she's so cold
She's so, she's so, she's so cold
She's so cold, she's so sold
She's so, she's so, she's so cold
See her on the street, she look the other way
Try talkin to her, she got nothin to say
She puts on the airs of a beauty queen
She's the coldest turkey that I've ever seen
She's so cold, she's so cold
She's so, she's so, she's so cold
She's so cold, she ain't no fun to hold
She's so, she's so, she's so cold
Rings on her fingers and gloves on her hands
Icicles form on the spot where she stands
If my baby sister didn't tell her to go
In the middle of the summer she be covered with snow
She's so cold, she's so cold
She's so, she's so, she's so cold
She's so cold, she must be gettin old
She's so, she's so, she's so cold
She's always out walkin when it's 40 below
She wears a big smile when the cold winds blow
If you try to kiss her, she'd be better to sneeze
On her next birthday, buy her antifreeze
She's so cold, she's so cold
She's so, she's so, she's so cold
She's so cold, she ain't no fun to hold
She's so, she's so, she's so cold
She's so cold, she's so cold
She's so, she's so, she's so cold
She's so cold, she ain't no fun to hold
She's so, she's so, she's so cold