Roger Lee Carpenter

[Verse 1]
Roger Lee Carpenter was a jerk
He was an asshole
He wanted to steal my life savings
He also wanted to kill Annie Willis

[Chorus]
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Roger Lee Carpenter
Roger Lee Carpenter
Roger Lee Carpenter

[Verse 2]
Roger Lee Carpenter beat Annie Willis with a rubber hose
He accused her of hiding his gun
He wanted to kill her
What a stupid asshole

[Chorus]
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Roger Lee Carpenter
Roger Lee Carpenter
Roger Lee Carpenter

[Verse 3]
Roger Lee Carpenter stalked me with a .357 Magnum
He held the gun up to my head
He told me to turn over my $100 life savings, or he was going to blow my brains out
Roger Lee Carpenter threatened my life

[Chorus]
Roger Lee Carpenter
Roger Lee Carpenter
Roger Lee Carpenter
Roger Lee Carpenter

[Outro]
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