Christopher Slick Danson (New York, New York)

[Verse 1]
You are a good person to the max
You are a drummer for the Mean Reds
You are the only member of the band
You are the only one who gets pussy

[Chorus]
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Christopher Slick Danson
Christopher Slick Danson
Christopher Slick Danson

[Verse 2]
You are my friend in me
You are my buddy in me
You are a drumming hulk
So far, all the women want your cock

[Chorus]
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Christopher Slick Danson
Christopher Slick Danson
Christopher Slick Danson

[Verse 3]
You are my friend to the end
You are my buddy to the max
You are my best friend forevermore
You are my best buddy forever as I speak

[Chorus]
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Christopher Slick Danson
Christopher Slick Danson
Christopher Slick Danson

[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
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