Big Blonde Wig

[Verse 1]
This rock band played at the Double Door
About 470 people were at the rock show
The rock jam session was awesome
It whipped a rhino's ass

[Chorus]
Big Blonde Wig
Big Blonde Wig
Big Blonde Wig
Big Blonde Wig

[Verse 2]
The rock band played it on
The rock band stormed the stage
The crowd roared like a lion
The rock jam session whooped a rhino's ass

[Chorus]
Big Blonde Wig
Big Blonde Wig
Big Blonde Wig
Big Blonde Wig

[Verse 3]
The rock show was over at last
A lot of rock fans met the rock band
The rock jam session was a joyride
It was a great rock show at the Double Door

[Chorus]
Big Blonde Wig
Big Blonde Wig
Big Blonde Wig
Big Blonde Wig

[Outro]
Rock over London
Rock on, Chicago
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