Almost True

[Verse 1]
This band played at Wild Cherry
About two hundred people were at the rock 'n roll show
The jam session was terrific
It whipped a horse's ass with a belt

[Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The crowd roared like a lion
The band got down
The jam session whooped a camel's ass

[Chorus]
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[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The rock 'n roll was perfect
It whooped a pony's ass with a belt

[Chorus]
Almost True
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[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Coors Light, it's the right beer now