Pandy Fackler
MICHAEL MELCHIONDO, AARON FREEMAN
Pandy Fackler was a working girl
Living alone in another world
Of picket fences and a white façade
Sucking dicks under the Promenade
She was almost in a coma from doing the Bossa Nova
And the Funky Cold Medina, man, I wish you coulda seen her
Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can
Eating cotton candy from the garbage can
First to come and the last to go
I met her backstage after the 2nd show
Two lonely people on a summer night
We weren't in love but it was still alright
I held her close and she squeezed me tight, my Pandy!