The Things I Do for Fun

Take a magnifying glass
And hold it up and stare into the sun
I can't explain the things I do for fun
Can't recommend them to just anyone
Who isn't willing to be blinded
For the chance to see the light
I can't proclaim the day will never come
But when it does I'll be here singing:

"Come on everybody, lets get ready to go
Because we're going downtown
And we're going to a rock n roll show!"

What is the strangest thing you've ever done?
I got you beat by a million and one
I can't excuse the missteps of my past
The human body isn't built to last
It's not designed to stand the test of time
Sometimes you have to lay it on the line
Cause if you don't you might regret it, yeah
In fact I'm gonna make sure of it

Come on everybody, lets get ready to go
Because we're going downtown
And we're going to a rock and roll show

Alright

Now, tell me you want me like I want you, girl
Tell me you need me like you need a
Hole inside your head the size of a bullet
Take away the safety net

Come on everybody, lets get ready to go
Because we're going downtown
To a motherf**kin' rock and roll show

Come on everybody, lets get ready to go
Because we're going downtown
To a motherf**kin' rock and roll show