Down in the Mall

There's a brand new shopping center, seven stories high
There's bound to be a sale or two; something we can buy
There's four floors of parking, and we're sure to find a space
We'll spend all the money that the government doesn't take

Down in the mall
I'll be your man
We'll go shopping, babe
It's something we can stand
Down in the mall
We will abide
Up on the escalator
Darling, we will ride

Shopping for a pair of shoes, shopping for a hat
We're buying some of this, and we're buying some of that
We'll shop up a storm till we can't shop no more
Then we're stopping off at the video store

Down in the mall
I'll be your man
We'll go shopping, babe
It's something we can stand
Down in the mall
We'll be alright
Monday through Saturday
Till nine o'clock at night

We're buying CDs, and we're buying lingerie
We'll put it on a charge account we're never gonna pay
Department store, camera store, tobacco store, appliance store
Sporting goods, oriental imports
You buy everything you want and then you want more

Down in the mall
I'll be your man
We'll go shopping, babe
It's something we can stand
Down in the mall
We will abide
Up on the escalator
Darling, we will ride
Down in the mall