ECCO THE DOLPHIN
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Sometimes I feel like Ecco the Dolphin
In the ocean without my pod
And all I really have is the iPod
App on my iPhone, it's like, God
What did I do to end up swimming
Alone? In the blood of any contemporaries I
Would have rather married than buried or
Carried on my back into the sanctuary
It's kind of scary, you know?
How I'm swimming alone
In the tides of time
Trying to find out why
Did this happen to me and why
Is it happening again what am I
Trying to be it's scary to me
Just to know that I'm swimming alone
And if I had a time machine
I'd only use it to go back and fuck
Your dad as a teen
And maybe join a soccer team because
I kinda wanna fuck an athlete
It's kinda scary though
'Cause I'm swimming alone