DELETE YOUR MYSPACE

[Verse 1]
I picked a song that I thought you'd like
I even forced myself to listen to the album twice
I even took a couple hundred pictures tonight
With my dad's digital camera 'til I got it right
I put you all the way up at number five
And out of thirty-two, that's obviously pretty high
Especially since I just met you like the other night
But I thought that we were having such a nice time

[Chorus]
You make me wanna delete my myspace
'Cause I know I will never be in your top 8
I really miss the way it was before eighth grade
Now everybody's changing in the worst way
You make me wanna delete my myspace
'Cause I know I will never be in your top 8
I really miss the way it was before eighth grade
Now everybody's changing in the worst way

[Verse 2]
I'm really starting to resent my friend
Because you like her more than me and now there's evidence
And every time I see you post another bulletin
My heart races while I read it again and again
You seem to like me when we talk and vent
But in reality, the thing that's really bothering
Me is the only thing I can't discuss with you, so when
You ask me why I'm acting different, it's pathetic revenge

[Chorus]
You make me wanna delete my myspace
'Cause I know I will never be in your top 8
I really miss the way it was before eighth grade
Now everybody's changing in the worst way

[Post-Chorus]
You make me wanna delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace
You make me wanna delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace

[Chorus]
You make me wanna delete my myspace
'Cause I know I will never be in your top 8
I really miss the way it was before eighth grade
Now everybody's changing in the worst way

[Verse 3]
Puberty has really fucking betrayed me
I am left here all alone, angry, confused and gay
I write angsty poems 'til there's nothing left to say
And then passive-aggressively post them on myspace

[Chorus]
You make me wanna delete my myspace
'Cause I know I will never be in your top 8
I really miss the way it was before eighth grade
Now everybody's changing in the worst way

[Post-Chorus]
You make me wanna delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace
You make me wanna delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace

[Chorus]
You make me wanna delete my myspace
'Cause I know that I will never be in your top 8
I really miss the way it was before eighth grade
Now everybody's changing in the worst way

[Post-Chorus]
You make me wanna delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace
You make me wanna delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace
Delete, delete my myspace

[Outro]
You make me wanna delete my myspace
You make me wanna delete my myspace