The Biscuit Of Zazzamarandabo
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
It lies atop a mound of snow
High in the hills where the cold winds blow
Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
Cmon! Let's go!
To the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
Our bags are packed and ready to go
Let's start the van and be gone!
Start the van and be gone!
Now our bags are all packed
And we're ready to go
Let's start the van and be gone!
Cmon! (Oh my) Let's go! (Oh my)
To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH!
What's that you say?
We can't leave yet today?
You've just got an errand to run?
I just have to stop at the bank
You just have to stop at the bank well
If you insist I suppose
We can deal with a minor delay
(deal with a minor delay)
Say Archibald, who made this biscuit anyway?
Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
So James McNabb at the Guild of Gold
He made the biscuit so long ago
And the people they traveled to see it glow
At the Mountain of Zazzamarandabo
Cmon! (Hurray) Let's go! (Yay)
To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH!
What is it now? This isn't the way!
I just have to stop for some goldfish food!
You don't even have a goldfish!
No, but I was thinkin' of gettin' one and
I wouldn't want him to go hungry
Anybody need anything?
Uh maybe a vente half-caf vanilla hazelnut
Latté? Hold the whipped cream
And maybe one of those little
Chocolate covered graham crackers?
So Archie
What's so great about this biscuit anyway?
Well, if you really want to know
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
Was lost in our world many years ago
Until my great Uncle Archibo
Stubbed his toe on the frozen dough
On the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
Cmon! (Let's leave! Let's go) No tea!
To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-NO!
Not again! This is not fair!
Ya gotta have a map! A what?
A map! A what?
A map! Oh! A map!
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo! The joy!
The thrill! I thinki spilled
The Biscuit! The Biscuit!
The Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-BURP bo
Mmm! Sausage gravy!
Huh i might of made a wrong turn
The Biscuit ofdoug?
Back to the van! Back to the van!
It isn't too late! Let's go!
So high in the hills where
The cold winds blow
Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
We're almost there! Oh isn't this great?
Who needs to take a potty break?
(Me! Me! Right here) nooooo!!
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
It lies atop a mound of snow
High in the hills where the cold winds blow
Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
I suppose this has been
Silly Songs with Archie
Tune in next time to hear Larry say
"I always thought YOU were the announcer"
So did I