School House Polka

And now it's time for
Schoolhouse Polka with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes
Out and sings a schoolhouse polka

Whether, whether, whether, whether
Whether you like it or not
Weather, weather, weather, weather
Weather is cold, warm and hot
Two, two, two, two two of my favorite toys
I'm bringing to, to, to, to
A place the first one enjoys
And I like it, too! Homophones! Homophones!
Where the crews come cruising down the plane!
Homophones! Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuit's plain!

I know a pear, pear, pear, pear
With a pair of really soft shoes
He wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare
Bushes that easily bruise

I planted rows, rows, rows, rows
Of a horribly bad smelling rose
Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows
If the scent will be leaving my nose!
But most likely no

Oh! Homophones! Homophones!
Where the toads are towed out on the plane!
Homophones! Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuit's plain!

Whether, whether, whether, whether
Whether you like it or not
Weather, weather, weather, weather
Weather is cold, warm and hot

This has been Schoolhouse Polka with Larry
Tune in next time to hear Larry sing

Whaaaaat happened to my preposition
I took it on an expedition
Put it by the thing i keep my fish in
Got infected with a skin condition!

And

I'm a pronoun they're a pronoun
He's a pronoun she's a pronoun
Wouldn't you like to be a pronoun too?

And

It was the biggest bluest cleanest brightest
Quickest newest roundest nicest softest
Tallest toughest lightest smoothest
Kindest flattest
Tightest most amazing adjective
I'd ever seen

And

I'm done

Interjections? Adverbs?

Ah no

Alrighty