Monkey

If it doesn't have a tail it's not a monkey
Even if it has a monkey kinda shape
If it doesn't have doesn't have a
Tail it's not a monkey
Well maybe we could catch it on the tape
If it doesn't have a tail it's
Not a monkey if it
Doesn't have a tail it's not
A monkey it's an ape

Look! There it goes!
In the trees i don't know
I can't tell if it's a monkey or an ape
It's quite simple, Bob
If it doesn't have a tail it's
Not a monkey if it
Doesn't have a tail it's not
A monkey it's an ape

Larry, I'm not sure you've got
Your logic quite right
The zookeeper lady said it
Who am I to tell her she's wrong?
Sure, but I don't think she meant
If it doesn't have a tail it's
Not a monkey if it
Doesn't have a tail it's not
A monkey it's an ape

A kite has a tail it's a monkey
A camera doesn't have a tail it's an ape
If it doesn't have a tail it's
Not a monkey if it
Doesn't have a tail it's not
A monkey it's an ape

Finally the time is here
Quick take a picture
Is it an ape? A monkey!
Uh, Larry, that's a cow