Boids
SEYMOUR
So uh, you called for an inventor?
EBENEZER
Why yes I did, Seymour. Ya see I got a little problem
SEYMOUR
Problem?
EBENEZER
Problem
SEYMOUR
Problem
EBENEZER
Yes I got a little problem with my chickens
SEYMOUR
Chickens?
EBENEZER
Birds!
SEYMOUR
Boids
EBENEZER
Birds
SEYMOUR
Well, I don't know why you called me, then. I'm an inventor, and I don't know much about boids
NEZZER
Boids?
HOPE
Boids
SEYMOUR
Yup, and I don't know nothin' much about boids
EBENEZER
Well, that's exactly why I called you, friend. I need a way to make eggs round the clock. Tick-tock! These real chickens are always needing a rest. Ya see, they don't last
SEYMOUR
But where do I come in?
EBENEZER
Well I hear you're a whiz when it comes to inventin'
SEYMOUR
Inventin'?
EBENEZER
Inventin'. Mechenization. Industrialization
SEYMOUR
Inventing things sure is fun
EBENEZER
Well, what I need my friend is a row of chickens
SEYMOUR
Chickens?
EBENEZER
Chickens. Mechanical chickens as far as the eye can see
SEYMOUR
Boids
EBENEZER
You catch on quick
SEYMOUR
But what about the eggs?
EBENEZER
Eggs?
SEYMOUR
Eggs! Eggs!
EBENEZER
What about the eggs?
SEYMOUR
Can a tin chickens lay real eggs?
EBENEZER
Plastic
SEYMOUR
Plastic?
EBENEZER
Plastic, my friend. In whatever color you can think it
SEYMOUR
Plastic
NEZZER
Plastic
HOPE
Plastic
EBENEZER
Yes, with mechanical chickens and plastics eggs I can make Easter bigger than before
SEYMOUR
Easter?
EBENEZER
Easter. Yes, Easter
SEYMOUR
Wait a minute! You can't make Easter bigger with plastic eggs!
EBENEZER
What I said my friend is...
SEYMOUR
No no no no no no! You got it all wrong!
EBENEZER
Whaddya mean?
SEYMOUR
Easter's not about plastic eggs and bunnies and baskets!
EBENEZER
But isn't Easter supposed last forever?
SEYMOUR
Of course!
EBENEZER
And doesn't plastic last forever?
SEYMOUR
Well yeah, but...
EBENEZER
I don't see the difference!
SEYMOUR
Well it's kinda...
EBENEZER
Inventing things sure is fun
SEYMOUR
How's that?
EBENEZER
I said inventing things sure is fun
SEYMOUR
Plastic?
EBENEZER
Plastic
HOPE
Plastic
EBENEZER
Chickens!
SEYMOUR
Boids
EBENEZER
Chickens! Layin' eggs all night long
SEYMOUR
Chickens
EBENEZER
Chickens
SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
Boids!
EBENEZER
Chickens!
SEYMOUR
Chickens!
SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
Boids!
EBENEZER
Mechanical chickens!
SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
Boids! Chickens! Boids!
EBENEZER
Chickens!
SEYMOUR
Chickens!
SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
Boids!
EBENEZER
Mechanical chickens!
SEYMOUR
Boids!
EBENEZER
Chickens
SEYMOUR
Chickens
SEYMOUR & EBENEZER
Boids