The Nice-Capades

Taco Tuesday was the day at school
A day that always makes me drool
But when only one taco was left
I said "Rudy, friend, you take the rest"

But the only thing left to eat
Was nuggets from the deep, deep freeze

And then those reheated evil nuggets got mad and turned into an angry tornado! Oh!
I made those nugget costumes, I made 'em a few hours ago, it's no big deal
So I did what I had to do to save the world

I ate the nuggets, I ate the evil nuggets, yeah
I ate the nuggets, the evil, evil nuggets, yeah

So that's something nice I did
And now I'm gonna hand it off to my handsome sister, Tina

I kissed my family on all of their cheeks
Then I took a little walk along the beach
A horseshoe crab was on its back
Nearly having a heart attack

I didn't kick it, I gently nudged it back into the sea
I didn't kick it, it had all the right number of legs when I left it, yeah

I did so many nice things I can barely count 'em
I regrew the rain forest, and lost puppies I found 'em
I gave blankets to cold kids and ice cream to warm kids
Shoes to the shoe-less, hair to the hair-less
But the nicest thing I did all year

Uh, nicest thing I did, I, the nicest thing I did, I
I can't do this