Dear Future Jamie

Dear future Jamie
It's me
I mean it's you
Only younger

Do you remember
How complicated life used to be
When everything seemed so unfair
But you don't care anymore
Do you

What with your fabulous career
As United States Ambassador
And your movie star boyfriend
And bet you never shed a single tear
For me
Jamie
Of the past
'Cause you grew up really fast

Like your new scooter
So how's the weather in Bermuda
Dear future Jamie
Just look at you now
In your big beach house

With your personal staff
And have you ever told them that old story
'Bout how they stole your diary from me
Oh boy, I bet that gets a good laugh

But that was long before you won the Oscar
And the Nobel Prize
Started saving Sunday afternoons for family joy rides
In your environmentally friendly convertible car
Just chilling
With your totally hot husband
And your genius children

Guess by now you've found the cure for AIDs
Or cancer
Maybe you're ballet or a belly dancer
You're probably an astronaut
The first to walk on Mars
Maybe you're in Hollywood
Among the movie stars
You are so beautiful

Dear future Jamie
You really light up a room when you walk in
And people like you
And they listen
And they notice
When you're missing
'Cause you're everybody's favorite Friend