Down on the Farm

All I need is some inspiration
Before I do somebody some harm
I feel just like a vegetable
Down here on the farm

Nobody comes to see me
Nobody's here to turn me on
I don't even have a lover
Down here on the farm

They told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me like cancer
Down here on the farm

Drinking lemonade shandy
There's nothing here to do me harm
I'm like a fish out of water
Down here on the farm

I write a thousand letters
Till my fingers all gone numb
But I never see no postman
Down here on the farm

Call my baby on the telephone, I say
Come down and have some fun
But she knows what the score is
Down here on the farm

I can't fall in love with wheat fields
I can't fall in love with a barn
When everything smells like horse shit
Down here on the farm

Blue skies and swimming pools
Add so much charm
But I'd rather be back in Soho
Than down on the farm