Sweet Transvestite

How do you do, I see you've met my
Faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because
When you knocked
He thought you were the candyman

Don't get strung out by the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite
(sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you, want something visual
That's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I'm glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phonе?
We're both in a bit of a hurry
We'll just say whеre we are
Then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry

Well you got caught with a flat?
Well how about that
Well babies don't you panic
By the light of the match
It'll all seem alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

I'm just a sweet transvestite
(sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

You'll just, stay for the night (night)
Or maybe a bite? (bite)
I'll show you my favorite obsession
I've been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my, tension

I'm just a sweet transvestite
(sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania hit it!
I'm just a sweet transvestite
(sweet transvestite)
From Transexual, Transylvania

So come up to the lab
And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici pation
But maybe the rain, isn't really to blame
So I'll remove the cause
But not the symptom