The Window

"This is the nursery rhyme polka,
and there're lots of bands these days
giving requests for a nursery rhyme polka,
but we're the only band that i know who does one.
This is a song called The Window, and the
way this works is this: Keith is gonna sing a
nursery rhyme, then I'm gonna sing a nursery
rhyme, and then we'll take requests from the audience."
"Ezra, there is no audience-"
"So pretend."

Geogie Porgie, pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made 'em cry.
When the boys came out to play, they
threw him out the window, the window,
they threw him out the window! When the
boys came out to play, they threw them out
the window!

"Your turn."

Humpty-Dumty sat on a wall,
Humpty-Dumpty had a great fall,
all the kings horses, and all the kings men,
they threw him out the window, the window,
they threw him out the window! All the king's
horses and all the kings men, they threw him out
the window!

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet,
eating her curds and whey,
along came a spider who sat down beside her,
she threw it out the window, the window,
she threw it out the window, Along came a spider,
it sat down beside her, and she threw it out the window!

"Peter, Peter!"

Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater,
had a wife and couldnt feed her,
Put her in a pumpkin shell
and threw her out the window, the window
he threw her out the window, Put her in a
pumpkin shell, and threw her out the window!

"Let's try mary had a little lamb."

mary had a little lamb, little lamb
little lamb, Mary had a little lamb,
she threw it out the window, the window,
she threw it out the window, mary had
a little lamb, she threw it out the window!

"Wanna do your favorite?"

Old Mother Hubbard, she went to her cupboard,
to get her poor doggy a bone,
but, when she bent over, the doggy took over,
and threw her out the window, the window,
he threw her out the window, When she bent over,
the doggy took over, and threw her out the window.

"It's storytime!"

Hey there, Little Red Ridiing Hood,
you sure are lookin good,
You've done evrything a big bad woof could,
throw him out the window, the window,
throw him out the window, You've done evrything
a big bad woof could throw him out the window!

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
we're gonna attempt something extremly difficult.
We are going to sing 2 nursery rhymes at the same
time-- acapella, forcing you to use both halves of your
brain at the same time-- acapella. Im going to be singing
rub-a-dub-dub, three men in a tub, and Keith is gonna
be sing--"
"There was an old woman who lived in the shoe."
"Ezra, can you count it off?"
"one, two, three.."
"Ezra can you count it off with enthusiasum,please?"
"ONE, TWO, THREE!!"