The Flamingorilla
""Every overlord will from time to time encounter
Pesky irritants that must be moved out of the way
But no overlord wants to get his hands dirty
He should create a militant brute
Day three, let's see...
Who can I call when the masses make noise The Flamingorilla
What can I use to suppress and silence The Flamingorilla
How to induce complacent apathy The Flamingorilla
How to reduce the resistance mutterings The Flamingorilla
First, he should establish a bureaucratic frontline
A circular swamp of never-ending forms
To scatter all rebels and drain them to death
For the few who make it through he has solutions for that too
Day twelve, note to self...
Manipulate methodically
The people will doubt, the people will fear
Maul, murder, maim, the Flamingorilla game
Day's the 21st, I'm developing a thirst and...
The Flamingorilla, will never let an overlord down
The Flamingorilla, he will serve and crush all resistance
Crush those pesky irritants""