Scarecrow Ted

[Verse 1]
Scarecrow Ted's got a mangled scythe
He uses to terrorize teenage trysts
If you ask him if he has a brain
You'll find yours in the pumpkin on the porch

[Verse 2]
Piano wire locks his cheeks
Elastic flesh makes his audience shriek
If you ask him to swarm his sorrow
Maybe he'll allow you to skulk on by

[Chorus]
In a bout with the scarecrow
A mere scream will damn your days
If you wish to thwart the knell
You must escape his unforgiving maze

[Verse 3]
Boots on stairs deliver grand chills
Frosty bugs that tickle your fragile will
If you ask him why he hikes slowly
You'll get a flying tent spike in your head

[Bridge]
Grab the Aqua Net (Do it, Mary)
Takе the scissors too
It doesn't matter how naivе you look
At least you're duel-appropriate now

Seize the clarinet (Do it, Chrissy)
Take the razors too
It doesn't matter how naive you look
At least you're duel-appropriate now

[Verse 4]
Scarecrow Ted's got a mangled scythe
He uses to terrorize teenage trysts
If you ask him if he has a brain
You'll find yours in the pumpkin on the porch