Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo [Live]

Here we go

Well, I walked in, the band just started
The singer couldn't carry a tune in a bucket
Was on a mission to drown her memory but
I thought no way with all this ruckus

But after one round with Jose Cuervo
I caught my boots tapping 'long with the beat
And after two rounds with Jose Cuervo
That band was sounding pretty damn good to me

Well, then some stranger asked me to dance
And I revealed to her my two left feet
Said, "don't get me wrong I'm glad you asked
But tonight's about me and an old memory"

But after three rounds with Jose Cuervo
I let her lead me out on the floor
And after four rounds with Jose Cuervo
I was showing off moves never seen before, never

Well, around five or round six
I forgot what I came to forget
After round seven or was it eight?
I bought a round for the whole dang place

And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo
They were countin' me out, I was about to give in
But after ten rounds with Jose Cuervo
I lost count and started counting again

One round with Jose Cuervo (sing it with me)
I went two rounds with Jose Cuervo (you think we shoulda stopped at two?)
Three rounds with Jose Cuervo

All five, or, or was it four?
Four or five, six
Six rounds with Jose Cuervo
Ah, yes
How 'bout eight rounds with Jose Cuervo?
Ah, nobody can drink eight rounds, can they?
Ten rounds of Jose Cuervo
Ah, see me home, boys
In a cab
Will one of you girls please help me get home?