Hat Trick

You packed up all my clothes and put 'em by the door
Is this your way of telling me, I don't live here anymore?
You've gone and called a cab and told me where to go
Two hearts that used to be on fire have just gone up in smoke

Now I ain't no magician, can't change the way things are
I can't make you love me if it's not in the cards
I can't wave a magic wand and make you want me near
But I can do a hat trick, I'll put it on and disappear

Now I ain't gonna crawl and I won't jump through hoops
To try and make you love me like I used to do
You pulled this stunt before and I kept holding on
But this time when you close the door, look around and I'll be gone

'Cause I ain't no magician, can't change the way things are
I can't make you love me if it's not in the cards
I can't wave a magic wand and make you want me near
But I can do a hat trick, I'll put it on and disappear
So I'll just do my hat trick, I'll put it on and disappear