We Moved Our City to the Country

We moved our city to the country
With all our silverware and books about the country
With cans of sardines and our bit-maps and our fancy jewelry
We moved our city to the country, oh yeah

We'll bathe in puddles in the parking lots of Home Depot
We'll lower our voices when we speak upon our cell phones
I hear a young sparrow oh, it's your ring tone, it's your ring tone!
Well, let it ring cause it sounds nice here in the country
Oh yeah, we're living in the country

Yeah, they got snowcaps that melt just like popsicles
And they got SUVs that ride up into your asshole
Our kids will make friends with other kids and they'll LOL a lot
Don't let em go outside until they finish all of their sushi
You got to finish all of your sushi
Oh yeah, we're living in the country
Yeah, we're living in the country