Did I Sleep Through It All?

I drank too much at the Sunday School party
Badly hungover for my babysitter
Did I get through it all?
Did I sleep through it all?

I smoked too much during my operation
I lied too much when I stood at the altar
Did I get through it all?
Did I sleep through it all

Years they have passed so why do you ask
Am I sleeping through life?
Am I sleeping away everything?

I watched cartoons while you went to the funeral
Frozen in midair like Wiley Coyote
Did I get through it all?
Did I sleep through it all?

You say I love you' so I say I'm pregnant'
Let's marry on Tuesday before I feel different'
Did I get through it all?
Did I sleep through it all?

Years they have passed so why do you ask
Am I sleeping through life?
Am I sleeping away everything?