If I Was A Woman

Blake, if I was a woman
Trace, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me

I got a spread in Oklahoma stretch as far as the eye can see
Well, I got my own little mountain back home in Tennessee
(Oh hell, listen to this)
I got a jet airplane and I can fly you high and far
(Yeah well, check this baby)
I got my own helicopter, I'll pick you up in your front yard

If I was a woman
Hey, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me

Yeah, I'd want a man who had a sensitive side
Well, I'd want a man who ain't afraid to cry
Well, I'd love me a man who could love me all night long
Well, I'd love me a man who had the guts to sing this song
(That's what I'm talkin' about)

Yeah, If I was a woman
No, if I was a woman
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me
(I got the guts right here, man)
(Naw, you got a gut)

Yeah, if I- oh
Man, you ain't supposed to sing yet
You're too stupid to be a woman
Hey, kiss my-

Yeah, if I was a woman
I'd be strutin' on some beach somewhere
(Ah that's a good one right there)
And my badonkadonk would make everybody stop and stare
(Can't believe I just sang that)(that was good)

Well, if I was a woman
No, if I was a woman
If I was a woman I'd love a man like me
(Tell 'em again, Blake)

Trace, if I was a woman
I'm talkin' 'bout a long legged, good looking woman
If I was a woman, I'd love a man like me
No, I'd love a man like me

(Woo, you sounded like a woman on that high note)
(Sound like Dolly)