Congratulations!

[Intro]
The, the, the, the, the finest turntable in the world
The finest turntable in the world
The finest turntable in the world
The finest turntable in the world
Congratulations on the finest turntable in the world
Congratulations on the finest turntable in the world
On the finest turntable in the world
On the finest turntable in the world
The finest turntable in the world
The finest turntable in the world
The finest turntable in the world
Finest... table
The finest... table in the world
The finest... table
The finest... in the world

[Instrumental Break]

[Bridge]
On the finest turntable in the world
("Finest I ever")
The finest turntable in the world
("Finest I ever")
The finest... table, the finest... table in the world
The finest... table, the finest... in the world, world, world, world
Congratulations... in the world, world, world, world
World

[Outro]
On the finest turntable in the world ("I've seen")
The finest turntable in the world ("I've seen")
The finest... table, the finest... table in the world
The finest... table, the...
Congratulations... in the world
World, world, world, world
On the finest turntable in the world ("Finest I ever")
The finest turntable in the world ("Finest I ever")
The finest... table, the finest... table in the world
The finest table
("Oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby, you're the finest")
("Oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby, you're the finest")
("Oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby, you're the finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest") In the world
("Finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest, finest ("Wait"), finest ("Wait a minute"), finest, finest, finest, finest, finest")
("Stop it!")
("Hey, oh, baby, baby, you're the finest I've...")
("Baby, hey, gotta be, gotta be, gotta be the finest I've ever seen")
("Oh, baby; oh, baby (Hey); oh, baby, you're the finest")
("Oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby, you're the finest")
("Oh, baby (Baby); oh, baby (Hey); oh, baby, you're the finest")
("Oh, baby; oh, baby; oh, baby, you're the finest")
("Gotta be, gotta be, gotta be the finest I've ever seen")
("Stop it!")